.. but

as a final touch, God created the Dutch!

1. I’m better looking than all of you
2. My Rails kung-fu is better than everyone else’s

I await your offer of employment – programming or modelling…

Thank you Dr Nic, I haven’t felt this powerful since my wedding night.

I’m from Red Ant, a Rails development group based in Sydney. We’re all insanely hot looking anyway (as you’d expect), but over the past year we’ve hired two developers – one Dutch, one Italian.

We have an extensive series of time lapse photos showing that they have become better looking each day that they’ve been here. Both were single, and they’re now in steady, long term relationships with Incredibly Good Looking Australian girls (ex-models in fact).

@Nina – Australia has a Business Visa programme called a “456 Visa” which allows businesses to sponsor skilled workers. It is based on a points system- certain categories of work get higher points, and you need to be over a certain threshold to get approved. We’ve done sponsored a few people now, so if you have Rails skills the process for the sponsoring company is pretty straightforward. You can come here on a holiday visa which anyone can get, which I think lasts for 3-4 months. You can then transition to another visa if approved.
Most people find a slight improvement in looks during the initial 3-4 month holiday visa period, but you’d need to be here longer to achieve Total Hotness

@Thomas – your list is awesome. Nonetheless, “Australia” is longer than “Austria”. Surely a point in our favour.

Austrians are much better than Australians.